Friday, February 20, 2009

Punk kids

I know, I broke the rule. Don't write twice in one day. It cheapens the previous writings and makes them not as special. That's okay, because I felt I had to say this:

Punk kids are the EXACT SAME everywhere you go in the world. Except maybe in Africa or China, I wouldn't know much about that. But, I just got off the bus and sitting in the back were these punk kids. I'm talkin about 15 years old, think they are awesome, causing trouble, punk kids. I don't know if I expected Spain to not have any punk kids or if I thought they would act different than those in the States. They don't. Here is how to spot a group of punk kids anywhere in the world...

1) Punk kids are usually between the ages of 13 and 18. Once you hit 18 years old, you should know better.
2) Punk kids are almost always seen in groups of 4 or more. 3 is too little, because one kid will always get tag-teamed. And no one wants to get tag-teamed, so they try to stick to 4 or more.
3) They have completely pointless piercings. Ears, eyelids, lips, noses, chins, elbows, feet.
4) Punk kids always make an unnecessary amount of noise. The noises are usually some type of loud making fun of someone or thing followed by uncontrollable laughter that annoys everyone
5) Every chance they get, punk kids act rudely toward senior citizens.
6) Lastly, their fashion is a terrible mix of 90's gangster rap and Blink-182 wannabees.

Okay, rant over.
Punk kids are the same everywhere.

2 comments:

  1. haha did these "punk kids" do something to you to inspire this extra post?

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  2. Speaking of "punk kids", remember when we went to the Witchita State game last semester with Matt? We won (thank you Mike Singletary), but the major story was the extracurricular activity in the student section. If you don't remember exactly, what I mean, remember that all of us were looking at this couple. Email me if you need more clues.

    Well, anyway, the girl ate lunch with us today, and I didn't know who she was. We argued about which sport requires more athleticism: football or basketball? You know where I lie on the matter. Anyway, of course this girl picks football, and calls basketball a "girl sport". Needless to say I was upset, and a heated discussion commenced.

    Anyway, Uggz(sp?) came up, and I called them "slut boots. She then gave me the dirtiest look and showed me her pair. She then sarcastically said, "It was really nice meeting you."

    If only I remembered who she was, I could have had the best comeback ever, but I'm an idiot I guess.

    Sorry for giving you my story. I'll stop making the comments section "See What Armin's Doing In Lubbock". Sorry again, and keep the updates coming.

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